Words Women Use
I was stumbling and I chanced upon this website called "Funny Shit". And guess what, there's a section dedicated to words women used. Having taken a look, I must say that it is dead on. It really brings to mind the many times I've failed to take heed when those words were muttered. And boy, there was a price to pay for it. And the scary thing is you're never quite sure if you're done paying for any one mistake. Here they are. Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade. Nothing This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a wo